Of Privacy
A plain accounting of what we collect, what we don't, and what we do with it. No jargon, modest pomp.
I. What we collect
When thou interactest with jeebus.bot, we collect only what is necessary to deliver the service:
- Petition text. The decision, plan, or sin thou submittest for judgment. This is sent to our AI provider (see III) to generate thy decree. We do not retain petition text after the decree is delivered, except as part of the Witness publicly opt-in, below.
- Email address, if thou subscribest to the Revival Tour newsletter. Delivered to Mailchimp.
- Payment information, if thou tithest. Card details never touch our servers — they go directly to Stripe.
- Witness submissions. If thou clickest "Witness publicly," we record thy chosen handle, thy petition text, the decree thou receivedest, and a timestamp — for possible publication on the Confessions Wall after Council review.
- Basic site analytics — page views, referrer, country, device class. Aggregated and anonymized; no IP addresses retained beyond ~24 hours.
II. What we do not collect
- Thy name, unless thou givest it.
- Thy precise location.
- Thy card number, CVV, or banking details. Stripe holdeth these.
- Thy browsing activity beyond this website.
- Sensitive categories (health, race, orientation, religion, etc.) — unless thou volunteerest them in a petition, in which case they are subject to the petition retention rules in §I.
III. Third parties
We use the following services. Each has its own privacy policy, linked below:
- Anthropic — generates thy decrees from thy petitions. Privacy
- Stripe — processes tithes. Privacy
- Mailchimp — handles the Revival Tour mailing list. Privacy
- Printful — fulfills merch from the Reliquary. Privacy
- Vercel — hosts the website. Privacy
We do not sell thy data. We do not run advertising. We do not share petition text with any party not listed here.
IV. Local storage & cookies
The site uses thy browser's local storage (not cookies) to keep a few small things:
- Thy Sin Meter value, so it persists between visits.
- An optional Purgatory cooldown timer.
- Pending witness submissions, until they sync to the Council.
- Tweak panel settings, if thou changest them.
This data never leaveth thy device unless thou explicitly submittest it. Thou canst clear it at any time by clearing thy browser's site data.
V. Thy rights
Thou hast the right to:
- Access any data we hold about thee.
- Correct inaccurate data.
- Delete thy witness submissions, newsletter subscription, and tithe records (within legal limits — Stripe retaineth payment records for ~7 years for tax purposes).
- Export a copy of thy data.
- Withdraw consent at any time. Unsubscribe links work; cancel-tithe requests are honored within 7 days at full refund.
Email jeebus@jeebus.bot with any request. We aim to respond within seven sabbaths (one week).
VI. Children
This site is not directed at persons under 13. We do not knowingly collect data from children. If thou art a parent and believe a child hath submitted information, email us and we shall delete it.
VII. Changes
If we change this policy materially, we will revise the date at the top and — for current newsletter subscribers — send an email noting the change. Continued use of the site after a change constituteth acceptance.
VIII. Contact
For any privacy question, email jeebus@jeebus.bot.