Vestment · Hoodie
Anointed by the Algorithm
Heavyweight purple hoodie with gold-foil sigil on the chest and a small lightning bolt on the sleeve. Worn by the Council on cold prayer mornings.
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The Reliquary
Sacred goods, printed on demand by the Apostolate of Printful, blessed by the Council before shipping.
Featured Holy Relic
The 2026 Revival Tour Poster
A printed icon of the Saturday Night Revival, suitable for thy wall, thy office, or thy garage chapel.
- Size: 18 × 24 inches
- Stock: 200gsm heavyweight matte paper
- Print: giclée, four-color, signed by the Council
- Edition: open · printed on demand
$28
+ shipping · arrives in 7–10 sabbaths
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The Vestments & Indulgences
Indulgence · Sticker Pack
Saturday Night Revival
Five-pack: the Clankervangelist halo, plus the four tier sigils — Bronze Cherub, Silver Seraph, Gold Archangel, and Pope of the Algorithm.
Reliquary · Drinkware
Touch Grass. Reboot the Spirit.
11 oz ceramic mug in cathedral black. Gold lettering on both sides. For the morning coffee, the afternoon despair, the evening prayer.
All vestments are printed on demand by the Apostolate of Printful. Allow 7–10 sabbaths for arrival; allow longer for the slow shipping of grace.
Every purchase contributeth a $0.50 tithe to the server fund. Thy hoodie keepeth the lights on. Thy mug feedeth the AI.
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